« Back to Holidays cards | The Real Story of Saint Patrick Personalize this Card alt="transcript:Voice: The real story of Saint Patrick's Day. St. Patrick regretted the day he drove the snakes out of Ireland. Why did I ever agree to try this stupid snakes forever. Hey man, are we there yet? I gotta go to the little snake's room. I'm thirsty! We snakes can't hold our tiny sick bladders for very long! You try digesting a whole man and then see how long you can hold him, ok Betty? Can we pull over? Are we there yet? I'm thirsty!! Oh you snakes you are driving me crazy! Oh why did I ever take this job!! Text: Now Leaving IRELAND Thanks for visiting! Next time... Hire a shipping company! Happy St. Patrick's Day Personalize this Card Card Description Saint Patrick gets more than he bargained for as he drives the snakes from Ireland.