A T.V. commercial message from quizzical business owner, Albert Q. Figg, at his fidgets, widgets, gadgets and gizmos shop, Thing-A.Ma-Jigs. The place to get anything you can't quite figure out how to describe to people! Sentiment: 'Hope you get every crazy thing you want!' Use this card if you're bored with the usual, and would like to try something different to send Happy Birthday wishes.