« Back to For Women cards | Double Triple Secret Birthday Club Personalize this Card alt="transcript:MEMBERS ONLY Voice: This meeting of the the Double Triple Secret Birthday Club will come to order. We have one new member to swear in. So, if you will please, raise your right hand, and repeat after me. I (state your name) do solemnly swear to uphold the bylaws of the Double Triple Secret Birthday Club. (say I Swear) I promise, to never reveal, the true age of a fellow member. (promise!) I vow to never eat birthday cake without ice-cream, and vice versa. I understand, that if I'm ever, caught with fake birthday candles, you know, the kind that won't go out, say that part. I will be put on immediate probation. And on my birthday, I will be required to do a silly dance in front of the entire Double Triple Secret Birthday Club. (Say I will do a dance!) Congratulations! You are now an official member of the Double Triple Secret Birthday Club. Now, time for your swatts! Text: Happy - Happy - Happy Birthday! Personalize this Card Card Description Viewer is initiated into the Double Triple Secret Birthday Club by other members in silly hats.