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transcript: Missing your birthday was a big mistake.
But, I happened to find the perfect cake!
So, to compensate for this disgrace...
you get to throw cake in my face!
Happy Belated Birthday

Cake in the Face

transcript: Voice:

Oh no! i missed it!
indeed i missed it!
I'm sure you're positively pissed that I have missed it
I'm ashamed and quite dejected
you were needlessly subjected to my loss of memory and decorum!
Oh! x 4 no!
Oh no! I missed it!
Completely missed it!
I would not be surprised if you really insisted
I apologize profusely, should forward not obtusely
a mea culpa on your special day!
Please forgive me!
Whatever was I thinking?
My grey matter is absolutely definitely shrinking!
oh oh oh oh... gasp!
I put it on my calendar;  your birthday is so dear!
I count the nearest days it takes until the grand event next year!

Text:

Happy Belated Birthday
I'll be sure to be on cue next year!

Frogoletta: I Missed it!

transcript: I truly did not forget your birthday!
But at the last minute I got a little...
caught up!
Happy Belated birthday

I was 'Caught Up'

transcript: Sending this message to you
was not the easiest thing to do
Especially when handled by a kangaroo!
It was passed to a squirrel
who ran through some trees
then off in a whirl
it was sent overseas
So sorry it's late! what crazy events!
No need to debate. Animail makes no sense
Happy Belated Birthday

Animail

transcript: I wanted to send you my greetings using a prize winning carrier pigeon...
Unfortunately, he got sick
So the pet store offered me a replacement...
Unfortunately...it was a snail!
Happy Belated Birthday!

Pigeon Delivery

transcript: Happy Belated Birthday

Slow Tortoise

transcript: Please don't think of this birthday greeting as being late...
Think of it as an antique!
Happy Birthday!

Antique Greeting

transcript: Voice:

(panting)
hey! sorry i missed your birthday, but i've really busy with important stuff.....
wait, what? where was I? Oh yeah! really important....stuff...
ok!...So i've been chasing cars all day, but it's still really important.
Ok, I gotta go!
Alright! Happy Birthday!
I almost gotcha! i'm gaining on you!
Text:
George the dog
Sorry I missed your birthday....
I'll catch up with you later!

George: Belated Birthday

transcript: Voice:

Oh Hi!
there was this thing I forgot to do...
but then, I forgot what that thing was...

Yes, that's it!!!
Have a...
what? what was that?


Text:

Amnesia
a superhero with short-term memory loss
in a new adventure...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

Amnesia: Belated Birthday

transcript: Voice:

From the files of the Bureau of Birthdays, Enforcement Division.
How you doin'
We've been sweating him for hours...he can't hold out much longer.
Look palsy walsy, you ain't fooling me, you ain't fooling detective Barnham here.
You ain't fooling no-one but you, coz you know that we know you know why you're here.
I don't know!
Oh, you know! You know...
You wanna a glass of water?
No! He doesn't want water! He wants to tell me, why we're here!
I don't know what ya talkin' about, how many times do I gotta tell you!
Hey, how about a cuppa joe?
Oh, now it's a cup of coffee! Sure, coffee! And how about a nice piece of cake with that!
What do you mean?
Maybe a nice slice of BIRTHDAY CAKE! Huh? You ever hear of 'birthday cakes' slimeball?
You're crazy! Keep him away from me!
Hey, go easy Sarge! You know what happened last time...
He was gum kid
I just offered him some cake, which is more than he ever did.
Ain't that so, ain't that so!
I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
Look! We can't help you, if you don't talk to us.
Don't waste of breath...I've seen this type before. When I'm finished with you,
you won't be on a single Christmas card list from here to Honolulu!
OK! Okay...I confess...I forgot ....a birthday. I forgot a special birthday of someone...
...someone I should've...I'm so sorry...! What can I do?
Well, I guess being sorry will do, for a start.
You're breaking my heart.
Just sign the card pal.
Ok! You're right.

Text:

I confess
Happy Belated birthday
I'm sorry.

FBI Investigation

transcript: I'm sorry I forgot your birthday
I'm a little behind.
Happy belated birthday

A Little Behind

transcript: I remember you exist!
Really I do!
Happy Belated Birthday!

I remember you exist!

transcript: Voice:

Oh no! This birthday was last week!
Luckily, I've built a Time machine! for such an occasion.
Thank you, but my birthday was last week!
Better late than never....
Happy Belated Birthday!

Epic Delay

transcript: Voice:

Well, I can't believe I missed your birthday!
But look! I built a time machine.
Now I can go back to the right day, and surprise you.
Ok! Here I go! Get ready for a surprise!
Well, it's the thought that counts, right?

Text:

Happy Belated Birthday

Time Machine

transcript: Voice:

I'm sorry I'm late to wish you a Happy Birthday.
You know, I always made it a point to remember.
Some day I even told myself I'd shower you with gifts!
Just as soon as my ship came in, and the good news is, it did!
The bad news is, it hit the pier! Which caused a massive oil spill,
which cost millions to clean up!
Which the government billed me for! 
And when all was said and done, I ended up having to borrow a couple of bucks,
just to send you this card!
Which all goes to show, life really is  #*#*#*!  and then you die!
Happy, birthday!Anyway.

Text:

Happy Belated Birthday
May it be all it was cracked up to be.

Why I Forgot...

transcript: Voice:

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap...
Hello? 'You there? Hey man! You gotta go buy presents for...
Ohhh! Jeez, it's you...haha haha...Oh oh..!
Uhh...hahaha...! Ok, look, your friend hired me to to remind him 
when your birthday was coming up,
and I totally slept in...Excuse me.
I can't help feeling partly responsible, for this...
Next time you see your friend, go easy on him, will ya?
Hey look! Wait, here's a...he had a card for you.
He wanted to give you this.
Oh, hang on a sec. 
There you go!

Text:

Happy Belated Birthday!

Reminder clock (from guy)

transcript: Voice:

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap...
Hello? hello... You there? Hey you gotta go buy a present for...
Ohhh! Jeez it's you....haha haha...Oh oh..!
Uhh...Brrrr....hahaha...! Ok, look, your friend, she wanted me to remind her 
when your birthday was coming up,
and I totally slept in...Excuse me.
I can't help feeling partly responsible for this...
So, do me a favor, the next time you see your friend, go easy on her, will ya?
Oh... she had a card here too,
She wanted to give you this.
Oh, hang on a sec. 
There you go!

Text:

Happy Belated Birthday!

Reminder clock (from girl)

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