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transcript: Song: You want to sleep in but you can't The rattle from the kitchen of the pots and pans and then it's time for breakfast in bed! A piece of burnt toast, and...those sort of look like eggs... But you wouldn't have it any other way! Coz it's mother's Day! Wow yeah, Happy Mother's Day!

Mother's Day Song

transcript: God made Mothers... Because he didn't want to do All of the Work! Happy Mother's Day

Goddesses

Mother Noun

Mother Noun

transcript: Voice: Greetings! My name is Professor Wasslepub, and I have some delightful information for you! I've been conducting research to help establish the greatest mother on the whole of planet earth! Our variables included, warmth, kidness, reliability, patience, parenting skills and cooking ability.. And....I'm very happy to inform you, that my extensive research has proven that you are genetically....The greatest mother in the whole world!! Congratulations! Unfortunately...I must now break these news to mommy Wasslepub... Wish me luck...mooommy!!! I can't believe you didn't let me win! You ungrateful little boy! It's not my fault mommy, it was a controlled scientific experiment! Oh I don't care! You're going to bed with no supper tonight young man! Text: To the greatest mother in the world* *(scientifically proven) Have a lovely mother's day!

Scientifically Proven Best Mom!

transcript: For such a special Mom: A cool facial a soothing massage A lovely pedicure An orgasmic head massage A bit of mental relaxation and... lots and lots of love! Happy Mother's Day You deserve it all and more

Pampered Mom

transcript: Voice: And now, mother's day, two kids, and a Thesaurus... My mom is...Resplendent! Oh yeah? Well, my mom is..Congenial! Well, my mom is...Amatory! Well, my mom is....Pulchritudinous! Yeah, fine! but my mom is.....Violaceous... And my...what is that mean anyway? Purple! Nice! Text: No matter what any thesaurus says, you're the worlds best mom in my book! Happy Mother's Day with love

Mother's Day Thesaurus

transcript: Voice: Mother's Day, the one holiday where moms get to take the day off and relax... Ahhh...! this is wonderful..! Mommy! We made you an omelette! An oatmeal omelette! Mom! Lindsay flushed the fish down the toilet! Ah ah! it was a box of fish sticks! Oh, nevermind! Mommy, Brian just locked himself in the car! Look mommy, I just wrapped myself in duct tape! Mommy! Brian says he's going to drive to grandma's! Mommy, the floor of the bathroom is wet! Really wet! Ok, so maybe it's not the most relaxing day of the year... but would you really have it any other way? Happy Mother's Day!

Mommy!

transcript: Song: For all the things that you have loved me through... I just wanna say that I love you! You loved in my baby blues You loved through my terrible teens... As mothers go you are the best... Loved me when I made a date you loved me when i got home late you loved me when i left the nest As mothers go you are the best... and mom....I love you...! Text: Happy Mother's Day

Ballad to Mom

transcript: Song: I'll take you out for Mother's day, take you out to the mall! I'll use some bubbles and Bric-à-brac, Buy you so much you can't carry it back! Let you charge, charge charge, to the limit! As long as I'm willing to pay! For it's one, two, three blow it out, on this Mother's day! Text: Wishing you a good Old-Fashioned Happy Mother's day!

Good Old-Fashioned Mother's Day

transcript: Voice: Hey Ma!Hey ma Waaat?! Happy Mother's day! What?! I said Happy Mother's Day! Whaaat?! I said, it's Mother's Day and I wanted you to have a very special day. Oh, Jimmy's such a good boy...Remembering his old mother on Mother's Day... What?! I said you should've married that rich Silvia Newsbond We could be having this conversation on the phone right now. Oohh...That's my ma.... Text: Happy Mother's Day

Muddah's Day

transcript: Happy Mother's Day to the most unbelievable mum in the world.

Happy-Ness

transcript: Voice: Ever wondered what your life might be like without all those great words of wisdom from your mom? For instance, you're reading the paper one morning and you see a coupon for your favorite restaurant. In a mad dash to clip it out, you start running with scissors. Later that day, when you are at the restaurant, you fill up on bread, and don't eat all your vegetables. In about an hour or so later on your way home, you decide to jump off a bridge! Aaaaah!! Why? Because all of your friends are doing it! Having suffered some serious injuries from that jump off the bridge, you're rushed to the hospital, where you suffer total humiliation when the doctors and nurses find out that you're not wearing clean underwear. Ooohhh! So here's a big Thank You Mom! Thank you for all those great pearls of wisdom that made me who I am today. Happy birthday mom! Yes, I'm sitting up straight. Text: Happy Mother's Day

Mom's Advice

transcript: A message from your LITTLE ANGEL... Song: Oh I remembered Mother's Day ******** I did! Since I remembered Mother's Day it shows that I'm a great kid! Thoughtful, caring, loving, endearing! These are the words I use to describe myself! So go ahead and brag to all your friends how much you think of me! Coz I remembered Mother's Day, Aren't you so lucky! Text: Rejoice! This has been a Mother's Day message from your wonderful offspring! Happy Mother's Day! (from your favorite child!)

I Remembered Mother's Day!

transcript: Voice: Moms are good... They feed you, care for you, help you to grow, and if you're real lucky, sometimes you get a chance to tell them how much that means to you. Happy Mother's day!

Ducks In A Row

Baby Maaaaama

Baby Maaaaama

transcript: Driving Fixing Growing Clipping Cooking Feeding Cleaning Clicking Happy Birthday to my favorite Octomom

Octomom

transcript: Happy Mother's day from your big kid

Tattoo for you

Mother's Day Blowout

Mother's Day Blowout