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transcript: Someone let the cat out of the bag, and now kitty's running free! as if that were not quite enough, the bats have ditched the belfry! Ghosts have now come to play and they're making quite a scene, I hope you find a place to haunt on this coming Halloween! Happy Halloween!

The Cat's Out of the Bag

transcript: Rockabilly Halloween Frank Stein and the Monsters Bloody Stump records Song: Oh, it's a rockabilly Halloween. Oh well I tell you, it's the scariest scene. Crazy people lookin to fright They're a rockin on a Halloween night. everybody thinks it's a scream, coz its a rockabilly halloween! Go black cat, go! everybody thinks it's a scream, coz its a rockabilly halloween! Text: Happy Halloween

Rockabilly Halloween

transcript: Voice: Rocks and pebbles, roots and bones Scurries, scampers, weeps and moans Mournful moonlight and dangers unseen Have a dreadfully Frightful Halloween! Text: Rocks and pebbles, roots and bones Scurries, scampers, weeps and moans Mournful moonlight and dangers unseen Have a dreadfully Frightful Halloween!

Have A Dreadfully Frightful Halloween

transcript: Happy Halloween

The Cat

transcript: Voice: It's a problem affecting more and more house holds at Halloween. Trick or treaters coming to the door who are too old. 'Trick or Treat' Who are you supposed to be? Hmmm...a very tall 'wookie' Got a problem with that?? No, here you go... Halloween is supposed to be for little children, and yet... Trick or Treat? Let me guess... Britney Spears Very trashy.... Thanks! Why waste good candy on bad people. The next time somebody comes to your door on Halloween, and you suspect they're too old to be treat or treating, ask to see their ID. If they have one, they're too old! A Public Service Message From The Halloween Candy Protection Agency. Text: Happy Halloween ...To the kid at heart!

Candy Protection Agency

transcript: voices: -Hey Count, you look a little down on the mouth, what's the problem? Oh nothing, well it's my birthday if you must know. -oh, happy birthday! -maybe a joke will cheer you up. -What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night. -Oh you heard it, eh? -Hey, how old are you, anyway? 487 years old. -Wow, no wonder you're a little bummed out. -Tell you what, how about a birthday drink on the house. What would it be? Well, I guess i'll have a bloody Mary, hold the Mary. -You got it! -hey, what's the favorite drink of all white vampires? Blood lights heard that one too, huh? -What do you get when you cross a snow man and a vampire? frost bite -What's a vampire's favorite sport? cascketball -Good boy! text: Live it up this Halloweeen

Bloody Mary

transcript: While the moon shines bright and monsters play their eerie song, I'm so ghoulishly lucky to have you along. Happy Halloween

Halloween Love

transcript: Voice: Eye of newt hair of frog stirring in my pot A wicked brew A nasty stew for you... Like it or not! It puts the Ghoul in ghoulash So fiendishly clever A touch of wolfbane You'll be howwwwling forever! A pinch of desiccated batwing for a little added zip! A puff of searing Dragon's Breath will have you dancing on your crypt! Now the brew is ready the best i've ever seen! Try a taste if you dare! And have a frightful Halloween! Text: Have a stirringly Wicked Halloween! Text:

Frogoletta Halloween

transcript: Voice: Stop! Who goes there? I am the headless horseman! What? I'm the headless horseman... Whaaat...I think you got it backwards there mate! What you mean?! I mean..I see the headless horse...not the other way round! Same difference! No it's not! 'You even read the story? Of course I read the story! I read most of it! Well, skimmed it really...That's all on the shelf. Well, that's not good! You've got it all mucked up! Look! Go 'ave a proper read of the story... and come back next year when you got it straight! OOhhhh...! And watch where you're going with that thing...you're gonna hur....! Hurt yourself.... Text: Happy Halloween May you get spooked good and proper!

Headless Horseman

transcript: Voice: Here's hoping that this halloween is full of laughter! HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Laugh-o-ween

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

transcript: Voice: Aahh! It's Maurice the Mime! Hello Maurice! Aren't you really old to be trick or treating? You don't have a bag for candy. There it is! ahh... what do you say first?! first word, one syllable... removing a tick? tick is the first word! Second word, one syllable....'Rowing..' with **** with a row, row is the second word! Third word, one syllable...birds, singing, tweeting, 'Twit' is the third word! Tick or twit! Trick or treat! That's it! Now you can have some candy! Ohh, Maurice...Your bag must have a hole in it! Your candy is all over the ground! My bag does not have a hole in it, it's a pretend bag! Who tries to put real candy in a pretend bag! Damm it, now you made me speak! Oh, Maurice, you forgot your candy! Screw you! Happy Halloween! Text: Have an unspeakably Good Halloween!

Maurice's Halloween

transcript: Trick or Treat Hope your Halloween is a fiesta! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Halloween Fiesta

transcript: Happy Halloween

Halloween Pumpkin Murder

transcript: Happy Halloween May you get more treats than tricks!

Lightmares

transcript: Voice: Good Evening! I am, Count Leroy! Welcome to Monster Killer Late Late Late Show! Tonight it's a very very scary Halloween presentation of a very scary movie, Starring Uma Thurman Pee Wee Herman Bobby Sherman and Sherman Helmsley in 'Blood Sucking Monkeys from *cute?* Montana! Very Scary Movie! Ok, maybe not that scary, it's just bad, but it's all we can afford. We'll begin our special Halloween presentation right after this important message. Ha Ha Ha! Text: Happy Halloween!

Late Night TV

transcript: May your Halloween be safe Indulgent Intriguing And just a bit Exciting Happy Halloween

A Purrrfect Halloween