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OH, For Fox Sake... You're How Old?

OH, For Fox Sake... You're How Old?

transcript: Voice: As you tread upon the boards of life, filled with triumph, comfort, joy and strife. One fact is unforgettable, not regrettable- Today is the day that you were born! The curtain opened wide. You took center stage. The audience was in wonder. You were all the rage! Aaaaaall the rage! You remembered each and every line, embraced with passion, right on time. Holding forth with enormous sway... The crowd was delighted on your birthday! Text: As you tread upon the boards of life, filled with triumph, comfort, joy and strife. One fact is unforgettable, not regrettable- Today is the day that you were born! Te curtain opened wide. You took center stage. The audience was in wonder. You were all the rage! Aaaaaall the rage! You remembered each and every line, embraced with passion, right on time. Holding forth with enormous sway... The crowd was delighted on your birthday! Happy Birthday Such a grand event deserves center stage!

Frogoletta: Center Stage

transcript: Happy Birthday

Birthday Wood Grain

transcript: Wow! you're old! Happy Birthday. I know you want to keep your birthday low-key. I guess I got a bit carried away. Happy Birthday!

A Low Key Birthday

transcript: Song: Once again you enter the ring. The challenge is crystal clear. Another birthday is charging your way. You spine is straight You showed no fear! The yeeeeeears, they come and gooooooo. You accept them with grace. Your spirit is undiminished. You vow to keep up the pace. The hooves are pounding madly. You welcome the beast quite gladly. And without regret you say... it's my birthday. Ole! Text: Happy Birthday here's to another year handled with style!

Frogoletta: Ole!

transcript: HAPPY It's your birthday! Let loose!

Let Loose!

transcript: Voice: Hello! And thank you for calling ''Birthday Gifts'' If you would like to send a gift, press 1. Otherwise, press 2. You pressed 1. Are you sure you want to send a gift? Press 2 if you are sure. Otherwise press 1. You pressed 2. Press 3 if you pressed 2 because you were sure you want to send a gift. Otherwise press 4, because if pressed 1 by mistake, and didn't want to send a gift. I pressed 1... I'm sorry? I didn't get that. Please say that again. But I didn't say anything. I'm sorry? I didn't get that. Press 6 if you pressed 3, because you pressed 2, because you pressed 1, and wanted to send a gift. Otherwise press 7 if you pressed 4 because you didn't want to send a gift. You pressed 'Pound' Please enter the first three letters of the department you wish to connect with. Text: Wishing you a Happy Birthday! And that's no joke! Happy Birthday!

Birthday Answering Service

transcript: Happy Birthday

Gold Glam Birthday

transcript: Wishing you a very, very happy birthday!

Birthday Balloons

transcript: Man, at this age we really start DRAGON OUR ASSES! Happy birthday you ol' spitfire!

Dragon Our Asses

transcript: Happy Birthday

Retro Happy Birthday

transcript: Voice: Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, I hope your day is great! Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, I hope your day is great! You were born on this day, we love you hip hooray, hip hooray.... born this daaaaaaaay! Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday Happy Birthday, I hope your day is great! Text: Happy Birthday

Born This Day

transcript: The other day, I was preparing a birthday cake... all of a sudden, it came alive and ran away. I ran as fast as I could, but I just couldn't catch up then I had an idea! Send you an e-greeting! Happy Birthday!

Cake or eCard?

transcript: God protects you He holds your life in his hands God will always love you, and he hopes you'll love him too. God didn't promise that everything in y our life will turn out as you planned, but he did promise that your prayers will be answered. May God bless you with peace, the joy of the present and hope for tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

God Protects You

transcript: party happy birthday

Chalkboard Happy Birthday

transcript: Voice: For your birthday, we hired some top notch marketing experts, to help create the perfect e-card. Their data showed that Cooper Black was the most suitable font for your age category and demographic. And that a point size of 18 to 24 was optimal. Next, they used focussed groups, to test over 37 messages. Such as: 'congratulations on another great year' 'You're only as old as you feel' and many others... Eventually settling on the consistently comprehensible, 'Have a Happy birthday' A variety of musical styles were then carefully analyzed and scored before a selection was randomly made. Next, a variety of graphic elements was considered, before discovering that CAKE was the highest scoring within your subject category. However, a clinical brain scan revealed that attention spans wandered from CAKE after a mere 3.4 seconds, so a vampire lesbian-bunny-rabbit was added. After much trial and error, and many dullible hours, our team of experts succeeded in creating a most perfect ecard for your birthday. Text: I hope your birthday is perfect Happy Birthday

Marketing Experts

transcript: Happy Birthday E. C.A.R.D. Elusive.connectity.and.redirectvity.device ENCODED MESSAGE DETECTED DECYPHERING... AUTO LOADING... stand by for identification SCANNING PLEASE WAIT YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED WARNING Happy Birthday

Glitch in the System

transcript: Happy

Happy Birthday Cupcake